Friday, February 27, 2009

Manchester busses

Girl on phone:
"I'll have to get off this one[...] Problem at[...] S is annoyed, but there's nothing I can do about it[...] So I've emailed R, so hopefully that's alright."

Argument on steps on the bus:
"I don't cover my face with my scarf[...] I don't know why you had to bring my scarf into it[...] need to see my head to say excuse me?"

Two guys at the back of the bus:
"Whatever he snorts, I can snort him under the table[...] I was in Doncaster recently[...] Hour-and-a-half drive and hour-and-a-half train ride[...] Your friend still lives in Cambridge, right? It's a lovely place[...] If you've not got anything planned[...] I've got to go. Right, I'll see you tomorrow."

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